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Making a baby. This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!–
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to
use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the
proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should
be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a
sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said,
‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in,
embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer.
‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped.
Please come in and have a seat !.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed.
spread out there.’
‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t
work our for Harry and me!”
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one
every time.. But if we try several different positions and I
shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be
pleased with the results.’
‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his
time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but
I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the
top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when
you consider their mother was so difficult to work
‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to
the park to get the job done right. People were crowding
around four and five deep to get a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes
wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more
than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing
and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness
approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack
it all in.’
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually
chewed on your, uh….equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re
ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my
Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very
Mrs. Smith fainted.
Ano bang moral lesson mga kaibigan?
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Someday gusto ko ring maging baby photographer.
—-Baby Pictures courtesy of allbabypics.com.